Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. It’s Saint Patrick’s Day. Though here in Grand Rapids, the big party was actually yesterday, but we can keep it going.

Put on your green garb, snap on something, anything, that says “Kiss Me I’m Irish”, grab yourself a big steaming helping of corn beef, and a green beer for each hand. Got it? Good. You’re ready. Now just keep doing that all day.

I’m sure there’s more to it than that… parades or something, but I don’t really partake. It seems like a drinking holiday and, well, that’s not really a thing I can do. What with the gout and all that. But you go on and enjoy yourself. NO FIGHTING! None of that. You know better.

Happy Happy Joy Joy. Later.