Doesn't Seem Like A Good Plan

The universe is conspiring against me, or so it seems. My car needs an oil change and I have Monday off, seems good so far. But Monday is President’s day and I have already received email from Berger offering me $2500 on a new car during their President’s Day sale. This is in addition to the mail Chevrolet sent me and the email that I received about my JLL corporate discount on a new car from GM. Then, get this, we did Chinese take-out tonight for dinner and what should turn up in my fortune cookie….
“Something on four wheels will soon be a fun investment for you”
Lady Ronn has already made the pronouncement that the car’s oil change can wait a week. She knows me too well.